This Guy’s the Worst

I remember about a year ago I went to Zeno’s first open-mic and bombed so hard that one of the comedians actually said to half the room, “This guy’s the worst.” And they were right, nothing that I said was funny and I’m pretty sure that the host, Tom Plute, never wanted me back.

Last night I went to Zeno’s and had a really great set, I was having so much fun doing it but I felt like that I had been up there for a little too long and asked if I had somehow missed seeing the light I hear Tom from the back of the room shout, “I don’t want you to get off.” (After I made a blue balls joke)