Fart Cast

This week Brian looks for help to make his podcast more relevant and popular by asking Nick Glaser to propose a new segment for the show. Nick Glaser is the host of the best open-mic in the city Shrunken Head Comedy night, tonight Brian shall be guest hosting for him in his stead. Sign-up starts … More Fart Cast

Dropped Meatballs

Cecil and Brian wait on both a meatball pizza and for their balls to drop in this week’s exciting episode of 5 Minutes or Less! Cecil Heyman is a newer comedian from Columbus who will be featuring the Club 20 open-mic on Thursday September 17th Brian will be at the Columbus Funny Bone Wednesday September … More Dropped Meatballs

Phrasing!

Jeff Bartlet stops by and has a fun discussion with Brian about the conspiracy behind Jimmy John’s. Brian will be hosting BOTU: Art, Mind, & Soul on August 21st and at 8pm Aug. 23rd at 7:30 he’ll be performing at Wiley’s Sunday Comics Check out the newest episode of “What’s The Deal With Creativity?” Before the … More Phrasing!

23 Cents

Today may be the greatest episode of 5 Minutes or Less of all time. And it’s with comedian Larry Wilson aka L Dub Nation. Brian will be featuring for Comedy at Ace of Cups August 14th at 6pm for happy hour! And he’ll be hosting BOTU: Art, Mind, & Soul on August 21st at 8pm Check out the newest … More 23 Cents

Pizza Ray Pizza

Today Georgia Barnes, comedian and President of Buckeye Stand-up Comedy Club, takes food porn to a whole new level. She will be throwing the first Buckeye Stand-up showcase on August 26th in Donato’s Basement and will be on the Actual Wolves Sketch show August 28th at Shrunken Head. Tonight 7pm July 27th I’ll be performing … More Pizza Ray Pizza

Cheesy Projector

This week, possibly holding the record for most appearances on 5 Minutes or Less is Adrian X! You can catch him as the host at Shrunken Head, Hampton’s, and Mickey’s for Karaoke Night which you can follow on Twitter. You should also check out his new screenplay, “49 Shades of Grey: Because #3 Is Just Weird.” You … More Cheesy Projector

Fingering the Peppers

Troy Lewis, local Columbus comedian, and Brian discuss deeply about the existence and purpose of banana peppers. This week’s song “What are You Waiting for?” by Nickelback was brought to us by Random Song of the Day. Please tweet or comment more song suggestions for future episodes! Also available on iTunes, YouTube, Stitcher, & poddirecetory! Thanks for Listening!

Bacon Conspiracy

Kenny Mock opens up a bacon conspiracy which causes Brian to question bacon and life itself. Kenny Mock is a stand-up comedian who will be performing the last weekend in June at the Dayton FunnyBone. Get your tickets here! On June 20th at 8pm will be the return of Super Comedy: Melee at IMPACT Comics … More Bacon Conspiracy

Allegedly Mexican

Brian learns about R.J. Creamer’s plans to become famous while they wait for a Donato’s pizza. On June 20th at 8pm will be the return of Super Comedy: Melee at IMPACT Comics and Collectibles. On June 22nd will be the 5 Minutes or Less year celebration and the release of 5 Minutes or Less The … More Allegedly Mexican

Dying

Dave Burkey has some terrible news to tell Brian in this week’s episode of 5 Minutes or Less. Dave will be on the ECC Oddities Talk Show at Bossy Girl June 3rd at 9pm! On June 5th & 6th at 8pm I’ll be performing at Capital University’s Huntington Recital Hall with Matt Light & Friends. … More Dying

Crust 2 Crust

Nick Kardish is with Brian on the podcast and convinces him to have R.J. Creamer on a later episode. You can follow Nick on Twitter and on June 16th it will be his birthday so say happy birthday to the guy! On June 5th & 6th at 8pm I’ll be performing at Capital University’s Huntington … More Crust 2 Crust

Pomeranian Tears

Comedian Bianca Moore tells us the real reasons why people should hate Jimmy John’s while simultaneously ruining Brian’s carpet. Bianca Moore can be seen at the Go Banana’s Funniest Person Talent Search on July 8th! On June 22nd will be the 5 Minutes or Less year celebration and the release of 5 Minutes or Less … More Pomeranian Tears

Pizza Plane

Teja & Tyler wait with Brian to see if a new method of delivering pizza is possible. Tyler Brunetti will be opening for Hashtag Comedy on May 13th at Shadow Box. This week’s song “Slam” by Onyx was brought to us by Random Song of the Day. Please tweet or comment more song suggestions for future episodes! Also available … More Pizza Plane

3D Pizza

Comedian Jay Ingram talks with Brian about the advancements and setbacks with pizza as well as discuss the future and God. It’s amazing how they make deep topics sound so shallow and trivial. You can see Jay Ingram at the Columbus Funny Bone Competition April 22nd at 7:30pm You can also check out Brian at … More 3D Pizza

Sandwich Fraud

Ricky Mulvey tries to join the 5 Minutes or Less cause but gets caught lying about his past. Tomorrow is Brian’s Birthday! Come out to his 21st Birthday Roast “The Fryin’ of Brian” 8pm Sat, April 4th at Shrunken Head! Also come out to the last Comedy at the Mezz of the semester tomorrow and … More Sandwich Fraud

Mitch Hedberg Anamnesis

Ten years ago a great comedian died. Three nameless comedians (Brian Doney, Becky Brown, and Bianca Moore, there I named them.) come together today to discuss the bond formed by him and how his work and will has affected all of them. Please, give it up for Mitch Hedberg.

Pizza Jock

This week is all about delivery man Aaron Ramirez! Local comedian and podcaster who you can follow on Twitter and check out his podcast and sketches on his website noobthoughts.tv! To check out more comedy shows in Columbus go to the super cool website columbuslaughs.com This week’s song “Forerunner Foray” by Shabazz Palace was brought to us by Random … More Pizza Jock

Gravity Seasons

Ian Milheim, a former employee of Jimmy John’s, confirms that there isn’t a worse way to waste five years. Ian has a trailer for a film to check out called Tenants To check out Columbus comedy shows, podcasts, and albums go to columbuslaughs.com This week’s song was brought to us by Adrian X from Karaoke Tuesdays at Shrunken Head! “We … More Gravity Seasons

Full Body Squeeze Cast

Brian decides to be the bigger man and patch things up with Jameson in the hospital in this week’s 5 Minutes or Less. Jameson is a comedian and fellow podcaster from Columbus who hosts the Squeezecast podcast. To check out more comedy shows in Columbus go to the super cool website columbuslaughs.com This week’s song “Andrew in … More Full Body Squeeze Cast

Jeni’s Pizza

Jameson Rogers host of the Squeeze Cast podcast returns to 5 Minutes or Less! He will be performing on the Super Comedy: Melee show this Saturday February 21st at 8pm and will be on the Alpaca Lips presents the Llamageddon Comedy Hour on Friday February 27th at Strange Loop Records. Please check out Super Comedy: Melee this … More Jeni’s Pizza

Negative W-2

Gilli goes outdoors with Brian while they wait for a pizza from Papa John’s and discuss how Gilli’s children will never make him proud. Gilli is a comedian from Columbus who will be featuring on Comedy at the Mezz Tuesday 8:30pm Feb. 10th, appearing at the Funny Bone Wednesday 7:30pm Feb. 11th, and hosting Comedy … More Negative W-2

5 Minute Honey Moon

This week comedian Chris Coen discusses with Brian about the state of affairs with Italian food, it ain’t looking good. Chris is a regular feature at the Columbus Funny Bone who hosts the Rehab Tavern open-mic every Monday at 7:30 Chris also runs a blog about his life and sells merchandise at his website chriscoencomedy.com … More 5 Minute Honey Moon

Mutant Podcast

Raphael of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has come on to the show today! This was made possible by 5 Minutes or Less Alum Peter Brieck who you can check out on Facebook here. He will be performing on January 19th at 8pm for the Struck a Nerve show at Wild Goose. Comedy at the Mezz … More Mutant Podcast

Soggy Bread

We start 2015 with Alex Greene on the show. He comes on to save Brian and the whole universe, what a great guy! You can follow him on Twitter or his sketch group Alpaca Lips Comedy. Alpaca Lips Comedy regularly posts sketches and does live performances which you can check out on their Facebook page. To check out more comedy … More Soggy Bread

Korexican Nugget

Korexican representative Ian Miller reveals that not only is Jimmy John’s soulless and evil but also racist! Ian is a stand-up comedian from Columbus who has been a finalist in the Columbus Funny Bone competition and won the Death Squad Draft Competition. My friend James AR Anderson’s New Comedy Mixtape is really funny and you should … More Korexican Nugget

Applebee’s Tupperware

Chad Jewell, comedian from Columbus Ohio, joins Brian this week in a business venture that could prove very lucrative. Buy my good buddy’s New Comedy Mixtape Here: Straight Outta Killumbus To check out more comedy shows in Columbus go to the super cool website columbuslaughs.com This week’s song “Lollipop” by Lil Wayne was brought to us by Random Song of … More Applebee’s Tupperware

Blinking Exercises

To help me loose weight I’ve hired comedian Setoiyo as my Podcast Personal Trainer Body Kinesiologist (PPTBK) I’d recommend hiring him, he sure knows his stuff! You can follow him on Twitter here. Buy my good buddy’s New Comedy Mixtape Here: Straight Outta Killumbus To check out more comedy shows in Columbus go to the super … More Blinking Exercises

Explosion in the Ionsphere!

We got a Wizard (Actually just a Magician) Floyd Collins helping us fight against Jimmy John’s this week! This week’s song “California Love” by Tupac Shakur was brought to us by Random Song of the Day. Please tweet or comment more song suggestions for future episodes! Also available on iTunes & YouTube Thanks for listening!

Bonus Episode

It’s Black Friday and we got a deal for you! A free bonus episode of 5 Minutes or Less with Rick “Cold Stone” Creamery! Please come out to Capital University’s last Comedy at the Mezz open-mic show of this semester Dec. 2nd at 8:30pm! Also available on iTunes & YouTube Thanks for listening!

Pizzas for Furries

Part cat lady part 16 year old comedian Morgan Ward is on the podcast this week! Please come out to Capital University’s last Comedy at the Mezz open-mic show of this semester Dec. 2nd at 8:30pm! This week’s song “The B.A.D. Is So Good” by Chimurenga Renaissance was brought to us by Random Song of the Day. Please tweet … More Pizzas for Furries

Live From Shane’s Dinner Theater! You Are Not Real

Nick Glaser joins us this week for a new live episode of 5 Minutes or Less! Also please come out to Capital University’s Comedy at the Mezz open-mic show every Tuesday at 8:30pm! Look out for the new 5 Minutes or Less series APHISM (A Pizza History In Secret Memory) coming next week! This week’s … More Live From Shane’s Dinner Theater! You Are Not Real

From the Grave

This week is our spooky Halloween episode of 5 Minutes or Less with Stamati A! Also please come out to Capital University’s Comedy at the Mezz open-mic show every Tuesday at 8:30pm! Look out for the new 5 Minutes or Less series APHISM (A Pizza History In Secret Memory) coming soon! This week’s song “Fields of … More From the Grave

Secret Audition

Stamati A has returned to be named as the new co-host of 5 Minutes or Less! Also please come out to Capital University’s Comedy at the Mezz open-mic show every Tuesday at 8:30pm! This week’s song “C’mon C’mon” by Von Bondies was brought to us by Random Song of the Day. Please tweet or comment more song suggestions for … More Secret Audition

Crumbled Meatballs

This week Wonder Doug is here to tell Brian that the only thing harder than defeating Jimmy John’s is Doug’s boners for pizza guys. Doug hosts two really awesome shows, one is at Club 20 on the third Thursday of every month, the other is on the last Wednesday of every month at Shane’s Dinner … More Crumbled Meatballs

Sweaty Eyes

This week comedian Dan Loper is brave enough to help Brian Doney fight against the evil empire Jimmy John’s. Dan Loper is the leader & creator of the sketch group Alpaca Lips Comedy and has his own comedy special HOMETOWN PENETRATION. The next live recording of 5 Minutes or Less will be at Shane’s Dinner Theater … More Sweaty Eyes

Red Hotelist

Christopher Burlew, a Detroit based comic, is the podcast’s first not-from-Columbus guest in 5 Minutes or Less history! We met during the Big Little Comedy festival in Cleveland and was an absolute blast to have him on the show while we were kicking it in Cleveland. The next live recording of 5 Minutes or Less … More Red Hotelist